24.9.11

THE AWESOMENESS OF BEING ME

Hello there. My name is Hoobert the Awesome (oh, we’re thinking the same thing – yup, awesomeness oozes from that name). I’m sure some people might raise eyebrows and think that it’s nothing more than a name. Well, THINK AGAIN. I am the crown king of awesomeness. No, that’s not self-appointed. Look guys, I don’t want to sound delusional or whatever but I’m awesome for a myriad of reasons. And besides, my girlfriend told me I’m awesome. Who am I to argue? If that doesn’t convince you of my glorious awesomeness, perhaps this will.


1. I don’t smoke. I drink very rarely. I’m a good boy to say the least.

2. My Mom is the world’s best hands down. I’m not a rich kid but she spoiled me, her unico hijo, in a way. She doesn’t even let me touch the dishes. Growing up, she has always been there for me no matter what. From simple things like packing up my things to doing the laundry. An all-around mom indeed. This may sound a little backwards, but I’m very proud of her. While she will tell you that she’s not perfect, I think she’s pretty effing awesome.

3. All those weird little things I do without giving second thoughts about it. Like, singing made up songs and doing “popping moves” in public.

4. I got fired from my last job because I was too awesome to work there.

5. I don't just have a girlfriend. I have girl friendsssss. Hey don’t misquote me on that, that’s two words (one: girl, two: friends). My girlfriend clearly knows that I’m a girl’s best friend. LMAO. Look at me, I’m funny, sweet, good looking and no-non sense guy who obviously has it all together. I think this is why girls love being around me. Let’s just say it has become a regular thing with me – being with girls all the time. Having a lot of girl friends have its own perks though. No, not that FWB sort of thing. Like, you can spend time with her talking about stuffs without the testosterone-fueled competition.

6. I’m so damn good looking. I’m dabomb.com. I looked like Enchong Dee to LBG and his gang. Bodie Cruz to my former freshman college mates. And Witwisit Hiranwongkul to my girlfriend. If looking good is a sport, I’d be David Beckham hands down.

7. I have been with the greatest girl in the world for four months and eight days now. So if you wonder why I’m always smiling nowadays, it’s all her fault. LMAO. She is such an angel! She has no fuss at all and I love that in a girl.

She’s lucky to have me, yes I know. But I’m luckier to have her, just so you know.

8. I’m awesome because I am a blogger and everyone knows bloggers are awesome creatures so hands down, I win.

9. I am so awesome that I sometimes forget how awesome I am and started being humble.

People are probably still to question my awesomeness after reading this awesome article. If these are not enough, watch out for "Hoobert the Awesome's Book of Awesomeness" soon to hit bookstores. *wink*


15 comments:

Hoobert the Awesome said...

Hoobert the Awesome is back!

Give me some lovin'. ♥

Leah said...

Hahaha!! True, true. Bloggers are awesome creatures. Yay! LOLed at #4..

Awesome post about being awesome, hoobert! You are totally awesome! :)

Miss `Chievous said...

Ohkay. Awesome it is! Yeah, bloggers are awesome. Your blog post is... dynamic. It's as if you're speaking aloud. Haha. I made up an imaginary voice for your character.

Dani said...

O SIGE NA IKAW NA AWESOME, Hoobert! Ordinary human beings na kami lahat, luluhod na kami sa ka-awesome-an mo. :))

Welcome back!

Malditang "Kura"cha said...

ikaw na enchong! you never fails to make me smile thru your posts. hihihi!

kung ito ang ikaliligaya mo, sige gora na ko sa national para bumili ng Hoobert the Awesome's Book of Awesomeness. hahah! have a nice day!

Hoobert the Awesome said...

Thanks Ate Leah for believing that I AM SUPER DUPER AWESOME. LOL. At dahil diyan, may treat ka mula sakin, isang...

(drum rolls)



copy ng book ko!


LOL. In my dreams.

Sabi ng former trainer ko "Hoobert the Awesome, you are not fit to work here. Our people here are not as awesome as you, they will just hate you. So as much as I want you to stay, I am sorry but I need to let you go".

BWAHAHAHA.

Hoobert the Awesome said...

Hi Miss 'Chievous. Dynamic? Wow, that's kind of new. I'm all smiles, look! :D

So, what does the imaginary voice sounds like? :))) I hope it's cute. LOL.

Hoobert the Awesome said...

LOL Ate Dani. Yeah I am. But don't you worry, if I'm the King of Awesomeness, you are definitely the Queen :D

Hoobert the Awesome said...

Siyempre Ate Kura-ching. Ako pa! Awesome nga diba? LMAO.

Pero mas awesome ka pa rin. Pa-Coron Coron ka na lang. LOL.

SunnyToast said...

So nice meeting you enchong! Yes your awesome with your positivity! Life is good! awesomeness!

tara05angelee said...

*wow this is really brilliant!.. :) I mean i
like your blog as well as your picture.. It's really
nice.. ;)*

Sey said...

You're awesome because you don't smoke. But even if yo smoke it's okay you're still awesome because you love your mom and you appreciate her.

You made me LOL at number 4....

Hoobert the Awesome said...

LOL at Enchong, Sunny. Ate Kura-ching is calling me by that name too. You two are charmers. It's making me blush. LMAO. :)))

Like what I've said in my previous post, life is too short for dwelling in the negative side too much. Let's all be +. K?

Awesomeness.

Hoobert the Awesome said...

Hello Tara, thank you for the kind words! I really appreciate it.

:D

Hoobert the Awesome said...

Hey Sey! I've tried smoking once but it's uncool. It ruined by good reputation, lol. Just kidding.

Yeah, I love my mom so much. I'm a self-admitted Mama's boy actually. :D