CONFESSIONS OF A BLOGGER Part II

No, this is not going to be a “Confession of A Blogger” chronicle. Well, that’s the plan but who knows? I just feel like I need to make a sequel ‘cos I had a blast doing the first list last year. Basically, it’s just a list of random little secrets that I have always wanted to share to friends but never gets enough guts to actually share it. The first list was consist of pretty safe stuffs. This time Imma take it to a higher level – it’s gonna be a mix of safe and dirty and guess what, everything on the list, I’ve never shared to anyone before. So, consider yourself lucky people. Hahaha.

1. Everyone thinks I’m metrosexual. Hell no! I have nothing against MS guys but please. Believe me; I have no fuss at all. I take a bath for 10 mins (and that’s the maximum), no special soaps, no creams. I just want to look clean and mabango always. Of course, I don’t want to smell like onion. XD

But wait, I bring my cologne and loose powder wherever I go. Is that being MS?

2. I’m not really close with my dad since I was a kid. He’s not been a good dad. He and Mom are still together but he stays in Pampanga while I, my mom and my sisters are here in Bicol. To tell you honestly, I prefer this kind of set-up than being in one house with him. If you ask me: Do you love him? Yes, he’s still my dad after all. But do you love him the way you love your mom? No.

3. I hate people who misspell my name. How many times did I saw my name spelled as Jobert, Rubert, John Robert and worst Juvy *damn to that SLG crew*? People just fucked it up! They can’t decide if it’s a “u” or an “o”. Hey, it’s J-U-B-E-R-T J-O-H-N. Honest mistake or not, it’s still a mistake and needs to be corrected, right? Now that you know, once is ok, twice is forgivable and the third is “suntukan na lang oh”.

I’m quite blaming Mom for this. She could just named me Patrick Henry or Christian Andrew or as simple as James Edward Alexander Theo. Lol, so Britisssssh.

4. I never experienced to kiss a girl on the lips. ‘Cos of this, my good-for-nothing friends laugh at me as if my whole life depends on it. Eh, anong magagawa ko? I only had one girlfriend, very mahinhin pa. But I’m not complaining.

5. I never been involved in a fist fight before. I don’t know, maybe I’m just too good so they think I’m a saint. Or maybe, I look like a rebel’s son so they stay away from me. If you agree on any of these statements, you better start running and save your life.

*Part of this post has been edited out. One concerned reader reminded me that I must be responsible for my own actions (and words too!). BAM! It hit me. So in response to him, I'll delete nos. 6, 7 and 8 which I think some readers found unsavory. I'll just send it to you, ONLY if you requested. Just leave your FB account here. This is the best I can do for the moment.

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CONFESSIONS OF A BLOGGER

I think that it’s fun to share some of my dirty, little secrets. While I normally prefer not to write something that would put me on hall of shame – I have a reputation to protect, you know – I think this is kinda fun so I gave it a shot.

In writing this, it’s a challenge not to come across as either awkwardly tact or too discreet. My only goal is simply to share what is true to me. *part of this post has been crushed out for not being minor-friendly*

1. Some of you know that my first ever relationship lasted for 3 years. Ok fine, I lied. Actually, it only lasted for 11 days. I just thought that the duration of a guy’s romantic relationship reflects what kind of boyfriend he is. And 11 fncking days screams “I SUCK”.

PS. We never kiss. No hugs. No official dates. It’s boring you may think but I was in love all throughout.

2. I’m fantasizing of having a girlfriend who is older than me. No, I’m not thinking of a May-December love affair. That’s yuck! A gap of 4-5 years will be fine, very very fine. Being a yuppie is a dagdag point, too.

3. Everybody knows that I drink very very very rarely. The first time I became drunk was during my freshman. I got so drunk that I peed in my bed (gross!). And no one in my roommates knows about it until now.

4. I’m watching America’s Next Top Model. I really find it enjoyable even if it’s considerable to be shown strictly for girls. In fact, I actively participate in ANTM discussion of my girl group mates. And if you find it weird and so ghey, lemme tell you that some of my guy friends watch Gossip Girl on a regular passionate basis.

5. I had a crush on my best friend when we were in high school. Oh c’mon guys, it’s natural. My best friend is one of the most amazing perks in my life and it’s quite foreseeable that I will fall in love with her sooner or later.

I even made a corny agreement with her that if I-forgot-the-month 2006 comes and she’s still single, we will automatically become a couple. Too bad, she disagreed. Lol.

6. I don’t know how to cook. No big deal, yes, I mean for a lousy (but gwapo) teenager like me. I only cook for myself and the thing is I only cook anything that is with oil: egg, uhm lemme think and hotdogs. At least, that’s two. And I can boil water, too. And egg.

When I am home alone, I experiment with ready-to-cook groceries. There was one time when I cooked pancit canton with sabaw. And the taste? Nah, forget it. Don’t try this at home. NEVER.

7. I’m really, really torpe or so I thought. When I bump with someone I have feelings with, I kinda freak out and wish that I’ll vanish into thin air. The torpe-est thing I’ve done in my entire my life was when I bought a cheap rose to be a Valentine’s gift to my crush. And the thing is, I let mom give it to her with me watching not far behind. Yeah right – so torpe.

8. I have a crush on Jessababes Bornilla. Pero hanggang dun na lang yun. I just find her cute and very outgoing. :))) And oh yes, she’s funny.