No, this is not going to be a “Confession of A Blogger” chronicle. Well, that’s the plan but who knows? I just feel like I need to make a sequel ‘cos I had a blast doing the first list last year. Basically, it’s just a list of random little secrets that I have always wanted to share to friends but never gets enough guts to actually share it. The first list was consist of pretty safe stuffs. This time Imma take it to a higher level – it’s gonna be a mix of safe and dirty and guess what, everything on the list, I’ve never shared to anyone before. So, consider yourself lucky people. Hahaha.
1. Everyone thinks I’m metrosexual. Hell no! I have nothing against MS guys but please. Believe me; I have no fuss at all. I take a bath for 10 mins (and that’s the maximum), no special soaps, no creams. I just want to look clean and mabango always. Of course, I don’t want to smell like onion. XD
But wait, I bring my cologne and loose powder wherever I go. Is that being MS?
2. I’m not really close with my dad since I was a kid. He’s not been a good dad. He and Mom are still together but he stays in Pampanga while I, my mom and my sisters are here in Bicol. To tell you honestly, I prefer this kind of set-up than being in one house with him. If you ask me: Do you love him? Yes, he’s still my dad after all. But do you love him the way you love your mom? No.
3. I hate people who misspell my name. How many times did I saw my name spelled as Jobert, Rubert, John Robert and worst Juvy *damn to that SLG crew*? People just fucked it up! They can’t decide if it’s a “u” or an “o”. Hey, it’s J-U-B-E-R-T J-O-H-N. Honest mistake or not, it’s still a mistake and needs to be corrected, right? Now that you know, once is ok, twice is forgivable and the third is “suntukan na lang oh”.
I’m quite blaming Mom for this. She could just named me Patrick Henry or Christian Andrew or as simple as James Edward Alexander Theo. Lol, so Britisssssh.
4. I never experienced to kiss a girl on the lips. ‘Cos of this, my good-for-nothing friends laugh at me as if my whole life depends on it. Eh, anong magagawa ko? I only had one girlfriend, very mahinhin pa. But I’m not complaining.
5. I never been involved in a fist fight before. I don’t know, maybe I’m just too good so they think I’m a saint. Or maybe, I look like a rebel’s son so they stay away from me. If you agree on any of these statements, you better start running and save your life.
*Part of this post has been edited out. One concerned reader reminded me that I must be responsible for my own actions (and words too!). BAM! It hit me. So in response to him, I'll delete nos. 6, 7 and 8 which I think some readers found unsavory. I'll just send it to you, ONLY if you requested. Just leave your FB account here. This is the best I can do for the moment.
And another thing, actually this is a personal request, please vote for my uber lovely friend Darlene. She'll be representing my school (Bicol University - TABACO Campus) in the Search for PNSA's Ambassadress of Goodwill. All you have to do is to like her photo here. But don't forget to like the page first. Please please do. I would really appreciate it. THANKS!
1. Everyone thinks I’m metrosexual. Hell no! I have nothing against MS guys but please. Believe me; I have no fuss at all. I take a bath for 10 mins (and that’s the maximum), no special soaps, no creams. I just want to look clean and mabango always. Of course, I don’t want to smell like onion. XD
But wait, I bring my cologne and loose powder wherever I go. Is that being MS?
2. I’m not really close with my dad since I was a kid. He’s not been a good dad. He and Mom are still together but he stays in Pampanga while I, my mom and my sisters are here in Bicol. To tell you honestly, I prefer this kind of set-up than being in one house with him. If you ask me: Do you love him? Yes, he’s still my dad after all. But do you love him the way you love your mom? No.
3. I hate people who misspell my name. How many times did I saw my name spelled as Jobert, Rubert, John Robert and worst Juvy *damn to that SLG crew*? People just fucked it up! They can’t decide if it’s a “u” or an “o”. Hey, it’s J-U-B-E-R-T J-O-H-N. Honest mistake or not, it’s still a mistake and needs to be corrected, right? Now that you know, once is ok, twice is forgivable and the third is “suntukan na lang oh”.
I’m quite blaming Mom for this. She could just named me Patrick Henry or Christian Andrew or as simple as James Edward Alexander Theo. Lol, so Britisssssh.
4. I never experienced to kiss a girl on the lips. ‘Cos of this, my good-for-nothing friends laugh at me as if my whole life depends on it. Eh, anong magagawa ko? I only had one girlfriend, very mahinhin pa. But I’m not complaining.
5. I never been involved in a fist fight before. I don’t know, maybe I’m just too good so they think I’m a saint. Or maybe, I look like a rebel’s son so they stay away from me. If you agree on any of these statements, you better start running and save your life.
*Part of this post has been edited out. One concerned reader reminded me that I must be responsible for my own actions (and words too!). BAM! It hit me. So in response to him, I'll delete nos. 6, 7 and 8 which I think some readers found unsavory. I'll just send it to you, ONLY if you requested. Just leave your FB account here. This is the best I can do for the moment.
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She's so damn pretty!
She's so damn pretty!And another thing, actually this is a personal request, please vote for my uber lovely friend Darlene. She'll be representing my school (Bicol University - TABACO Campus) in the Search for PNSA's Ambassadress of Goodwill. All you have to do is to like her photo here. But don't forget to like the page first. Please please do. I would really appreciate it. THANKS!
38 comments:
pano yan J-U-B-E-R-T J-O-H-N, la ako FB. he he!
but it was nice knowing you more! :)
LOL! very honest post. ^_^
btw, I'll be in CamNorte again this March..
I send ko na lang through mail A-T-E G-R-A-C-E. Hahaha. So keep coming back here 'cos you'll learn more about me. XD
Opo Ate Chyng, honest naman talaga ako at CUTE. Hahaha!
What will you do in CamNorte? Uhm.
Jubs, pano yan, Jubs ang tawag ko sa'yo. Okay lang ba?
Ano yung tinikman mo? Kung yung iniisip ko, nakow! Ew naman yun! Haha! Ano yung nasty things na ginawa mo with your bunso? Hehe... At friend kita sa FB so sabihin mo sakin yung pinakamatidi mong secret! Ehe!
revelations online;
wow. but next time you do this i hope you won't kiss and tell. oh well, it's up to you anyway; we're just your readers. :)
Yuck Kuya Kurog ang jologs, haha! Poot na lang ulit. :)))
Yung sabi mong protein shake. Hahaha. Kadiri nga - inedible pa. LOL.
You didn't follow instructions kaya di pwedeng sabihin sa'yo. Hahaha.
Hi Doc G. Sorry naman oh. Napagalitan tuloy ako. :| Ewan na lang din kung mabasa 'to nila Mama.
Aw... Kaya next time wag mo tikman yung sa'yo. Sa iba nalang tikman mo! Haha! Sige next time, magdo-donate ako sa'yo ng protein shake na 'yan. Haha!
Ang-daya mo! Friends naman tayo eh! Sabihin mo na!
grabe ang revelations!
napadaan lang mula sa U-blog :)
todo2x ang pagsisiwalat ah..haha
Mispelling is forgivable. Mispronunciation is another story. The second statement always apply to me.
Oh well. Friends na ta yo sa fb if you still remember. Nakakaintriga yang dirtiest secret mo kaya gusto ko ring malaman. haha
Lol ka talaga Kuya Kurog! Ewan ko sa'yo. Sige, I'll send it to you later.
Woot!
Oh, ayan here na me!
You should have said something about your nickname.."poot"?! >.<
Ewan ko kung bakit..pero na intriga ako dun sa omitted portion ng post na to.i message mo nalang! lol.
Hey Christian, that's another problem. Hahaha! Ewan ko ba, iba-iba pronounciation & spelling ng name ko. Idk kung sinasadya nila para mainis ako.
I'll send it na lang sa FB. Wait for it!
Mark, believe me, hindi interesting ang history ng "POOT" na yan. Lol. I won't do the story-telling 'cos it's quite long and booooring.
Na-intriga ka ba? Sige send ko sa'yo. :)))
First off, thank you for visiting my blog. I appreciate it a lot.
I can see that you have so much to say on your blog. Please keep up the good work.
For this post, you seem to be a very interesting person. I share the same sentiment about misspelled names. It is just that I would always want to address a person by how he should really be called. I know very well how you feel.
Have a good day ahead of you. See you around! :)
Tama lang yan na wag ka munang humalik ng labi ng babae. Haha. Wala namang masyadong lasa, lasang labi lang hehe.
.. kung katolika ka poot, daan ka sa simabahan at magconfess ka kay father. ewan ko lang kung ilang our father at hail mary ang katapat ng ikoconfess mo, haha!
Many people confuse my first name too as being "Raymund". One solid example is the ever brilliant guy who made our college yearbook and went on to misspell my name on it. If my friends, schoolmates and teachers develop Alzheimer's (which I hope they won't), they will remember me as Raymund with a "U" for the last few moments of their lives. He really doesn't know how much damage he's causing by misspelling people's names, does he? God, I hope he won't be the one who'll be working on my tombstone.
Anyhow, I bet numbers 6, 7 and 8 are real shockers. Even if I'm curious about 'em, I'd like to reiterate that I don't want to sound like a nosy psychiatrist so I won't be forcing you to spill the beans.
I wasn't too shocked about your dirty little secrets, especially the MS tag. I mean, why is it that male nurses usually get branded as metrosexuals?
hello poot!,
I find your blog interesting and sensible..im from bicol too, Iriga city!, im new to blogging and your blog simply inspires me..
i just followed you by the way..
Godbless!
you've never kissed a girl yet? how old are you again? ahhh.. yeah, you're still young. you have a lot of time in the world. ;-)
and hey, there's nothing wrong with being metrosexual. i admire them. ;-)
Hi Kuya NU! Thank you for the kind words. I'm all smiles. :)))
People also mispronounce my name. And I hate it! It's kinda insulting. :|
Hahaha, natawa naman ako dun Kuya Blotspace! XD Ewan. Ayaw ko na tuloy humalik. Lasang LABI lang pala. Sabi mo yan 'ha.
Eh ano ang lasa ng labi ng lalaki? LOL.
Maybe 'cos Kuya Raymond we're always neat, clean, mabango and all. And people always think that we're like gay. Hahaha!
Hi Ate Shey! Thanks for following me. I appreciate it a lot!
I'm 19 Ate Reesie. Don't worry, di naman ako nagmamadali. XD Bahala na.
Cool post, nice blog. See you around :) keep it up!
At siguro parte na rin nun eh ang stigma na ang nursing profession ay pang mga babae lang.
Sexists.
Curious din ako kung bakit naging Poot. Kaya kwento mo na or lagi kitang tatawagin na Juvy. Wahahaha.
Hi Ate Nel! Thanks for dropping by & leaving a comment. I really appreciate it.
I learned na bago ka pala sa blogging. Welcome! *sabay sabog ng confetti* I hope you frequent my blog. XD Thanks din pala for including me in your blog roll. :)))
I agree Kuya Raymond. They think na ang nursing is a female-only profession. Hellooooooo 21st century!
Lalo naman siguro ang pagiging midwife ko. XD
'Di talaga sya interesting Kuya Robbie. I came up with that name even before I started Chillspot. Wala lang sa mga sketches ko (tho Idk how to draw). Poot lagi ang name nun. Kaya ayun. Basta. Ang corny 'no. & weird weird weird. XD
Wait. I didn't quite get that. You're a midwife already?
Cool.
And oh Jubert, "K" talaga ang Kristian ko. Mag-memessage nalang ako sayo sa fb. Mukha kasing di mo ako narecognize doon. hehe
Yeah Kuya Raymond, I am. Almost two years now.
Ohh. You took it when they're still offering it as a 2-year course, am I right? And then from there, you proceeded with BSN?
That's awesome.
Malapit ka na maging Jubert/Hoobert/Jubibo, RM, RN! :D
haha.. this most daring post i've ever read.. and it only came from a 19 year old.. :D when i was 19 ni hindi ako ganyan ka open.. sa iilang closest friends ko lang.. kudos jubert! :D keep it up and I'll read more of your posts..
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